Hey, Destiny Johnson, I’m the great Cornholio I need to for my bunghole are Beavis and Butthead great Cornholio are you threatening me shirt. This van drove past me in Brisbane – had to quickly catch up so I could take this picture. It’s the great Cornholio, from Beavis and Butthead. I’m 6’ 5” and they’re not expecting me, but I’d say to others: Bring mace or a taser because there’s a lot of crazy people out there, even the chargers themselves.
We can all agree with President Trump on this issue:
“Toilet paper. For too long America has struggled with the over/under toilet paper debate. And I’m settling it. Right now. And believe me, I know toilet paper. I’ve used it for years – my whole life.
Except when I was in diapers for a very brief time when I was a baby and when I wear them on long road trips because I refuse to stop to use the bathroom. But I potty-trained very young. Very young. I potty trained in the womb. My mother had a toilet inside her uterus, and I potty-trained myself while inside my mother.
So I came out potty-trained. With massive hands, a full head of hair, and I was already reading and writing. And running seven very successful businesses in New York. And fighting ISIS.
So my parents never had to use diapers with me. I was the perfect baby. The best baby. And I’m still a great baby. I can outbaby any baby in the world. If you put me head to head up against another baby, I will win every time. Hands down. There is no baby in the world who can beat me.
And I used toilet paper as a baby. Still do. I use so much toilet paper. And I’m the best at wiping, too. I’m the King of TP. I had a friend back in the 90’s. And he used to use a lot of toilet paper, too. He was very persistent.
But then all of these illegal immigrants moved into his neighborhood, stealing all of the jobs in his town and using up all of the toilet paper. So, my friend, Beavis, he ran out of toilet paper. This drove him crazy. He literally lost his mind. So he would pull his shirt up over his head, hold his arms up, and say, “I am the great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole. Are you threatening me?”
And that’s just sad. Mexicans would threaten this man. Over his desire for toilet paper. For his bunghole. And that’s why we need to close our borders. Because the illegals are using up all of our toilet paper.
No American should have to pull their shirts over their heads and feel threatened when they need TP for their bunghole. No one. And they won’t anymore. Not on my watch.
And that’s why we need a wall in Mexico, and we need an executive order on how to hang toilet paper.”
Hope you have a nice day with The great Cornholio are you threatening me shirt