Let me just check my giveashitometer ….. Nope, nothing! Sometimes I get a soft spot and think, “Maybe it’s not as bad as I remember?”. Then, like God hitting me upside the head Himself, I’m shown why I felt that way in the first place! When you start telling me bad things just to hurt my feelings I be like “wait let me check my Giveashitometer what it reads, oh it’s nothing. Never let lowlife people ruin your life just because theirs are nothing but misery. A Good night to you all.
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It’s funny. When I’m on the road people will ask me if I’ve seen this video and they’ll quote lines from it to me. They don’t realize it’s my video lol. I guess I don’t look the same as I did a couple of years ago. A college poet in Texas performed the whole thing for me outside a restaurant when I asked him what his favorite poem was. He said, “What do you think?” I said, “I think that’s my poem, bro.” lol. It’s crazy. A couple of years ago it went viral on Facebook and was seen by millions and millions on here and hundreds of thousands more on YouTube. Back then I never thought more than a few hundred would see it. God had other plans. What will you say when you meet Jesus? You will have to say something.


We post/say funny jokes about wife and Laugh & always post respectable quote for mother…The only difference I can see is one brings you into the world… and other makes YOU her world, but men always take their wives for granted & often ignore them in important talks, matters,decisions, Plannings etc… because they think that they are in-efficient to handle them. Let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing unicorn shirt. Dear men it’s True that your mother sacrifices to make you become a Leader but a wife sacrifices to maintain your Leadership…your mother gets your affection and care throughout her Life..but a wife gets your full attention only when she is near the end of her Life…waiting to get your Certification of her soulmate…
